If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company; I’ve got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore Read Quote
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John Barrymore Read Quote
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore Read Quote
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore Read Quote
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore Read Quote
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. John Barrymore Read Quote
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore Read Quote
The good die young, because they see it’s no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore Read Quote
