So many times I’ve done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I’ve got this new tagline that’s killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that’s just the process of comedy. Joe Rogan Read Quote
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends. Joe Rogan Read Quote
I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. Joe Rogan Read Quote
What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt. Joe Rogan Read Quote
The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. Joe Rogan Read Quote
Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It’s so fun, and it’s given me the opportunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn’t have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn’t believe it was happening. Joe Rogan Read Quote
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them – the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible. Joe Rogan Read Quote
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. Joe Rogan Read Quote
The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Joe Rogan Read Quote
Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get. Joe Rogan Read Quote
