There are many terms that have been used to describe me: man, comedian, disappointment, hammock enthusiast. Joe Lycett Read Quote
Normally during the week between Christmas and New Year I’m slumped in a chair in Birmingham, eating, farting and spouting total nonsense. Joe Lycett Read Quote
When you’re going into companies and you’re secret filming, I didn’t realise the amount of protection that you need legally before you can do just the slightest thing. Joe Lycett Read Quote
I think the city isn’t talked about enough, there are not enough people championing Birmingham. When I was at university in Manchester I wasn’t a fan, I was a bit down on my home city. But as I’ve got older I love living here. It’s easy to get around the country to gigs, and it’s a calming, friendly city. Joe Lycett Read Quote
Life is hard. There’s parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians – it’s a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. Joe Lycett Read Quote
I’ve developed a fun text when a friend has just had a baby. I ask a classic question: ‘Are you sleeping?’ The reply is inevitably that they aren’t, they’re getting a few hours here and there, they’re exhausted. It’s then when I swoop in: ‘It’ll all be worth it when they’re softly stroking your hair as you slip into oblivion.’ Joe Lycett Read Quote
