I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote