I’ve been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. Joe E. Lewis Read Quote
