I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken’s vote. Joan Rivers Read Quote
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that’s what death is – without waking up to someone clapping and going, ‘Joan, wake up, it’s all over and you’re looking pretty’. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I’ve learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you’re working with, when the chips are down, it’s all about business. Joan Rivers Read Quote
