Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I walk on a stage, and I know if it’s been a good show or not. You know when it’s been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it’s a good show. And you know when you’ve messed up. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I always like a charity with people who don’t speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman… I met Harry Truman… But you know what I mean? Nobody’s interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It’s just fun. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he’d do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers Read Quote
