I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it. Joan Rivers Read Quote
It’s like, God, I’m in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, ‘How young?’ They’re going to say she had a great ride. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Trust me, there’s not one night a week I’m not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I’ve always been salaried; I’ve never owned anything. I’ve done very well, lived very well. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it look like he just thought of it. Joan Rivers Read Quote
When I am on E! for the ‘Fashion Police,’ I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers Read Quote
