All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers Read Quote
When you whisper about something, it’s too big, and you can’t get it under control and take control of it. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I’ve learned you don’t always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. Joan Rivers Read Quote
I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar. Joan Rivers Read Quote
When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don’t know where the next job is going to come from. Joan Rivers Read Quote
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something. Joan Rivers Read Quote