No matter what Sarah Palin and these geniuses she surrounds herself with try to tell you, climate change is not a liberal versus conservative thing, but the people who profit from ignoring it want you to believe it is. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
It’s funny how all of this has worked out – I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
