When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that’s not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That’s the reality of it. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
I don’t eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days of food out of your life you will lose weight. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
On Monday and Thursday, I eat fewer than 500 calories a day; then I eat like a pig for the other five days. You ‘surprise’ the body: keep it guessing. I got the idea from a BBC documentary about this Indian man who seemed about 138 years old and said his secret was severe calorie restriction. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
The idea that you would not only exercise but that you would enjoy it is very difficult for me to understand. I just hate it. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
I definitely feel pressure to keep slim. I don’t want to be the guy who lost weight and gained it all back. But it’s hard. Sometimes I’ll gorge and gain nine pounds in a weekend somehow, and I get bummed about it. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
It is kind of funny that the people who don’t think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
I like a real beach. A crowded one, you know? People, towels, umbrellas. I hate those little private strips of sand you see up in Malibu. Jimmy Kimmel Read Quote
