I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
I’d be nothing without my wife. She’s the coolest. She’s the greatest. She is the smartest. She’s the funniest. I love her so much. She’s like the – it’s like your best friend for the rest of your life. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family’s had forever, and it’s on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Thank you… fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
