The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce ‘gubernatorial.’ Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. Jimmy Fallon Read Quote
