Even if you’re doing the national insurance awards, there’s still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I’d stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I don’t think it’s any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and ‘manned up’ in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I’m not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front ‘rough guide’. I thought: ‘Yeah’ she’s not a looker. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I was a Christian. I didn’t want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
