Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that’s partly down to confidence. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners – well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog’s just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny’s words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you – I am trying to make you laugh. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
The tragedy for comedians is there’s nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It’s almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr Read Quote
