You can’t worry too much about what you think the audience wants to hear. You just have to hope that you’re a likeable enough person that what you’re saying will relate to other people, so they can laugh at it as well. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
People don’t get angry at you for shock value. People get angry at you when you affect something that is at their core, whether it be guns or religion or whatever. Their belief system. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother. He’s an 80-year-old man upset about a woman who died 15 years ago. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
I don’t believe in gun bans; that’s a fallacy that people have, that they think if you believe in gun control you want to ban guns. That’s not true. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
You’ve got to gamble on yourself. If you don’t, no one else is going to. It’s very hard when you’re poor to turn down money. When you’ve got money, it’s easy. When you’re poor, you need money today. People take advantage of poor people. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe’s, and it’s just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn’t. Everything’s just crap there. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
For me, Mr. T and Donald Trump are the same sort of phenomenon – they’re guys with catchphrases and wacky hair. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
One of the flaws in the American dream is that there isn’t as much of a safety net as you may get in other countries. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
I go to the fanciest restaurants in the world and try them out. I like to see these chefs that are wizards do their thing. I like two types of food: cheap fast food – In-N-Out Burger, Taco Bell, stuff like that – or expensive food. Anything in between just bothers me. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
I feel like, at times, I’ve been seen as the dirty stepchild of Australian comedy. I think there’s a few people out there that are pissed off that I made it big overseas. Jim Jefferies Read Quote
