I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I think as time goes by you’ll get female comics who are weirder – you’ll get a female Mighty Boosh. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn’t a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don’t want to do things on the Internet. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
