I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone – ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’ Jenny Eclair Read Quote
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you’re on stage. Blokes don’t have that worry. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can’t do, stuff that doesn’t touch my arena. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I’m very bad at having heroes. I don’t rate anyone particularly highly because I’m so snide and competitive and not very nice. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I’m the least spiritual person in the world. I can’t even abide a smelly candle. I know it’s meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
I’ve got this horrible feeling that I’m one of those people who’ll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. Jenny Eclair Read Quote
