Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous. Jennifer Coolidge Read Quote
I think I’m comedy-attractive, but it’s never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there. Jennifer Coolidge Read Quote
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. Jennifer Coolidge Read Quote
The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it. Jennifer Coolidge Read Quote