When you’re pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there was nothing that was preparing me for anything even remotely resembling what my life was going to look like. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I’d say you were crazy. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
Divorce is contagious. That’s right – when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
The bottom line is, whether you’re in it or you’re searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and protecting. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the hunter-gatherer societies, when the men had to be quiet as they hunted, lest they scare away the bison and then everyone starved to death and it was all their fault. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn’t leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. Jenna McCarthy Read Quote
