I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn’t indicate that you’re a ‘success,’ in my opinion. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
Don’t make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don’t bring it on stage; it’s not funny. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a ‘lie,’ and I’m fascinated with that. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
Instead of saving for someone else’s college education, I’m currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won’t accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the ’80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. Jen Kirkman Read Quote
