Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno Read Quote
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they’re all lining up. Jay Leno Read Quote
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular. Jay Leno Read Quote
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno Read Quote
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night’s Democratic debate. Jay Leno Read Quote
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder. Jay Leno Read Quote
If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno Read Quote
