I Google myself, and I Bing myself, but only in private. I find it very comforting to Bing myself with a nice cup of eggnog. James Adomian Read Quote
I’m not going to be around for a long time, so I like to be able to look at myself in the mirror and say I talked about stuff when I’m not supposed to and didn’t have to. I could be in the closet, but I feel insulted at the idea that I should be. James Adomian Read Quote
Everyone learns how to talk by doing an impression of their parents. I’m one of many people who has a highly developed ability to do that. James Adomian Read Quote
I’ve always wondered if, at some point, everything will snap, and it’ll be like ‘Alice in Wonderland,’ where the delightfully mad people turn into sinister mad people. James Adomian Read Quote
I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world. James Adomian Read Quote
Eventually, all of our impressions will be dead. That’s one of my favorite things about Paul F. Tompkins’ ‘Dead Authors’ podcast is to be able to do impressions of people you’ve never otherwise think to do or get to do. I did Walt Whitman on there, and that was really fun. James Adomian Read Quote
One funny thing I realized is how many people had no idea that I was gay because they don’t bother to look it up or ask. James Adomian Read Quote
Even a liberal city will have a prehistoric homophobe. After a show in Washington State, this guy came up to me and said, ‘Your shows was a lot funnier before you started in on your agenda.’ I told him, ‘Please, please keep people like you from coming to my show. I’m glad you had a bad time.’ James Adomian Read Quote
You have to come to full realization of just how horrible things are. And this is how horrible things are: Donald Trump is almost the President of the United States. James Adomian Read Quote
The moment you think you’re not funny, the next funny thing you think of is just around the corner. So you have to appreciate the natural breathing patterns, the ups and downs. There are moments you’re going to be hilarious and moments where you’re going to be not so hilarious. That’s just the way it works. James Adomian Read Quote
