It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason Read Quote
I am very proud of my career and that I’ve the health, thank God, to continue doing this for so long. Jackie Mason Read Quote
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant – even if they wanted to be one? Jackie Mason Read Quote
I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times. Jackie Mason Read Quote
I can’t pretend that I’m a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Jackie Mason Read Quote
There is no way I would ever want to be president for a second. It’s much easier to make fun of them on the stage and get paid for it. With all the years of me lampooning the presidents in my act, I know I could never ever want that job. Jackie Mason Read Quote
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I’m 70 or if I’m 20? The audience knows they aren’t getting any old stories from me. Jackie Mason Read Quote
