All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That’s when you’re happiest. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
When you speak directly at things and don’t say you’re going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way – a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
I am addicted to hockey now. I’ve seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they’ve got to let him do what he does – otherwise it’s like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don’t shoot. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
Mel Gibson is losing it. I don’t know how people still supporting this dude’s movies like it’s all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don’t support any of his movies. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You’ve got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. J. B. Smoove Read Quote
