Whether it be the gym or telling a guy to stop mistreating me or getting through school with a C+ average but making people think I’m much smarter… it’s all about strength and how you wear it. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you’re in but about the surrounding areas. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’ and you’re like, ‘Oh, it’s a cartoon.’ There’s mixed media. It’s funny, and there’s stop-motion. But as an adult, you figure it out, how the entire underpinnings of their comedy was poking fun at the rank and file of the British aristocracy and the monarchy. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I have the comedic chops and intelligence to raise points and discuss both sides of whatever is on our mind as a society. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I’ve had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don’t see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don’t see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can’t put your hands on me unless I hug you first. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They’re half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
