The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with – we’re just expected to ignore when a man whistles at us. And it never makes us feel good – it always makes us feel unsafe. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I don’t want to hear any more women talk about how they want to be… mermaids. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
Sounds are something that I always emulate – I’ll walk around, and if a coffee pot goes off or a phone rings, I’ll often mimic the sound. To me, everything’s got a voice. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I got a job as a coat check girl at a nightclub – this was in my first few months of being in L.A. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I didn’t get an agent until after ‘Last Comic Standing’ – of course, getting on a show like that will get you attention. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
Always be nice to the front desk staff because they can choose to make your life a living hell, and they’ll remember you. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I think a big part of feminism – and this is something I’m sure a bunch of women will take my head off for – but a big part of feminism is women allowing other women to just be the kind of women that they are. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I think we’re very quick to rip other women apart when they don’t fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as a man tearing you down for something, if not worse. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
It’s never occurred to me – and I don’t know what right mixture of upbringing this was – that my opinion wasn’t as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn’t try or that I wasn’t the funniest one in the room. Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
I think that it’s an easy thing to say, that whenever women do stand up, that ‘Oh, they must hate men’ – and I’m like, ‘Well, if you listen carefully, it’s actually a lovely tutorial that I wouldn’t give to men unless I cared.’ Iliza Shlesinger Read Quote
