Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
If I was a condiment, I’m gonna go ahead and say I would be Sriracha, because I go well with other things. I’m too much for some people, and hipsters like me. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I’d charge $1 for use. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
I feel like we’ve already seen the burger truck, we’ve seen the lobster-roll truck. There’s even healthy-food trucks now. But a big-thick-pizza truck? Come on, man. That’d be amazing. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
Don’t be afraid to fail. You’re going to go on a million auditions, and most of them you won’t get. It’s very easy to think, ‘This is not going to work for me,’ but keep at it. It’s very generic advice, but you have to be willing to keep yourself in the game. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
I love ‘Love Actually.’ ‘Love Actually,’ there’s, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of them are good. But watching that movie, I get emotional, I get choked up, my wife makes fun of me. I don’t know if as you get older you get sappier and sentimental. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
There’s nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It’s bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
I take my dog to the vet a lot because he’s old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I’m there. Let’s just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I’m constantly being roasted by my wife. Ike Barinholtz Read Quote
