It’s bad enough being conned into singing an anti-war message by John Lennon when you think you’re just wishing everyone a merry Christmas. Ian Watson Read Quote
When I go to the interviews and sit before a prospective employer, I’m going to try and look as employable as I can. Ian Watson Read Quote
That iPad you just bought. Do you care that it cost a few pence to manufacture? No. It’s cost you several hundred pounds because somebody else was willing to pay that much for it. If they weren’t… it wouldn’t. Ian Watson Read Quote
Warwick Davies is a cracking actor. The opening scene in the last ‘Harry Potter’ film, where he plays a captured Griphook, is mesmerising. His pacing is sublime, and the menace and regret he builds into the scene is fantastic. Ian Watson Read Quote
The fact is that most ‘Irish-Americans’, in spite of dropping the word ‘Irish’ into half of all sentences, couldn’t find Europe on an atlas, let alone Ireland. Ian Watson Read Quote
My father-in-law just happens to be a global procurement guru. Now retired, he was the global head of procurement for some of the biggest companies in the world as well as our very own treasury. Ian Watson Read Quote
I’m going to do the old ‘plaster removal’ technique and just get the pain over with in one go: ‘Life’s Too Short’ isn’t funny to me. Ian Watson Read Quote
I believe I’ve got the best of both worlds – a modern man with old fashioned values. I’m happy to be a house husband but won’t let my wife carry her own bag. Ian Watson Read Quote
Every joke in ‘The Office’ was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter. Ian Watson Read Quote
The only time I even entertain the tiniest element of religion is for Christmas carols. Ian Watson Read Quote