I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. Henny Youngman Read Quote
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman Read Quote
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman Read Quote
