Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman’s punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland Read Quote
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Rowland Read Quote
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. Helen Rowland Read Quote
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? Helen Rowland Read Quote
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. Helen Rowland Read Quote
Don’t waste time trying to break a man’s heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. Helen Rowland Read Quote
There’s so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who’s married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. Helen Rowland Read Quote
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. Helen Rowland Read Quote
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland Read Quote
