I get a lot of people telling me that I’d make a good ‘wacky neighbor.’ I wouldn’t mind that, if it was a starting-off point. Harland Williams Read Quote
I’d like to explore the more abstract side of people’s minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don’t want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I’d want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples. Harland Williams Read Quote
I don’t laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. Harland Williams Read Quote
Without sounding negative, I’m not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I’m more interested in an absurd kind of theater. Harland Williams Read Quote
I sort of write onstage. I’ll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it. Harland Williams Read Quote
My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There’s no script involved; you just fly. Harland Williams Read Quote
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant – someplace where you’re going to spend good money – and there are kids in there crying. Harland Williams Read Quote
The thing is, you never know with any movie how it’s going to turn out. It’s always a mystery – you’ll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen. Harland Williams Read Quote
I’d done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I’d done was somebody’s else’s work and someone else’s vision. Harland Williams Read Quote
