If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. Hal Sparks Read Quote
Jerry Springer’ is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks Read Quote
If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you’re not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don’t know quite what you mean by commitment in your life. Hal Sparks Read Quote
Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. Hal Sparks Read Quote
I’ve always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. Hal Sparks Read Quote
You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. Hal Sparks Read Quote
Most ‘reality’ shows aren’t reality at all. They’re game shows with no prize. Like ‘Rock of Love.’ His aren’t genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn’t really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone’s dreams. Hal Sparks Read Quote
Vegas has the Whitman’s Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn’t shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. Hal Sparks Read Quote
