There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook. Groucho Marx Read Quote
My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something. Groucho Marx Read Quote
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. Groucho Marx Read Quote
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx Read Quote
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx Read Quote
