Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it. Groucho Marx Read Quote
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx Read Quote
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx Read Quote
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. Groucho Marx Read Quote
Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Groucho Marx Read Quote
