I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
I’m not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you’ll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex – that is a super positive. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
We were raised to pursue women… Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn’t mean women should be wallflowers. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, ‘Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!’ Greg Behrendt Read Quote
I don’t have a massive fan base. I don’t have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous, and of the 22,000 people who follow me on Twitter, I think almost all of those people participate. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
Most authors writing books like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn’t like it. I’m good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, ‘Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.’ So I stopped. It didn’t make me feel good. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
Most comics worship music on some level. It’s more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
I was always funny, but I wasn’t a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn’t think comedians were cool when I was a kid. Greg Behrendt Read Quote
