I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. Gilbert Gottfried Read Quote
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. Gilbert Gottfried Read Quote
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried Read Quote
The ‘Phoenix Sun’ did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He’s a terrorist, hasn’t bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor. Gilbert Gottfried Read Quote
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it’s crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it’s laughing. Nowadays, we would say, ‘How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.’ Gilbert Gottfried Read Quote
