Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn’t understand, he wants to know if she’s tired. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
A man’s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
What passes for woman’s intuition is often nothing more than man’s transparency. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on. George Jean Nathan Read Quote
