I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence? George Carlin Read Quote
The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin Read Quote
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin Read Quote
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin Read Quote
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work. George Carlin Read Quote
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin Read Quote
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. George Carlin Read Quote
