Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin Read Quote
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam. George Carlin Read Quote
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect. George Carlin Read Quote
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. George Carlin Read Quote
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin Read Quote
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it. George Carlin Read Quote
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin Read Quote
