You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. George Burns Read Quote
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns Read Quote
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns Read Quote
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns Read Quote
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns Read Quote