If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it. George Burns Read Quote
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns Read Quote
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns Read Quote
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns Read Quote
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns Read Quote
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns Read Quote
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up. George Burns Read Quote
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns Read Quote