I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it’s really comfortable to drive and it’s real techy inside. You look at the screen and it’s blue and you’ve got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
Being on TV sucks. It’s a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I’m a control freak. When I’m doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I don’t get controversial, I don’t get political and I don’t tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I just know you can not be on top forever. There’s always going to be the next guy, and if I’m going to go down, I’d like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can’t prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don’t work out in life, they work out on stage. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I’m a big guy, but I’m really simple with the food. I’ll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don’t carry guns, we carry cookies. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
