Some comics don’t like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I’m going to do. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I’ll go for it. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
Believe it or not, I’ve got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I’m done. I’m not a guy that puts away 10 burgers. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that’s all I’ve ever done. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I want to get so famous that I don’t have to wake up in the morning. It’ll probably never happen. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I never go perform somewhere alone. I’ve done that since day one. I’ve always taken other comics with me. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I’m doing. If I can keep this going, I’m happy. Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
I’m all about showing people that I’m a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won’t grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, ‘Life is great.’ Gabriel Iglesias Read Quote
