A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen Read Quote
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. Fred Allen Read Quote
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Fred Allen Read Quote
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart. Fred Allen Read Quote
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen Read Quote
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen Read Quote