My wife said to me: ‘If you won the lottery, would you still love me?’ I said: ‘Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.’ Frank Carson Read Quote
I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson Read Quote
So I rang up British Telecom, I said ‘I want to report a nuisance caller’, he said ‘Not you again’. Frank Carson Read Quote
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don’t vote with their heads; it is ridiculous. Frank Carson Read Quote
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Frank Carson Read Quote
It’s never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I’ll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. Frank Carson Read Quote
What’s the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Frank Carson Read Quote
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided. Frank Carson Read Quote
