Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
