Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Fran Lebowitz Read Quote
