Everyone in this house and the houses next door knows when I’m in the sauna because I start singing, and I sing the blues when I’m in a really good mood. I have a really loud voice, you know. Flip Wilson Read Quote
I told CBS, ‘My career is going down the toilet, and you’re pulling the chain.’ Flip Wilson Read Quote
You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine. Flip Wilson Read Quote
I’ve had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there’s a standing ovation. Flip Wilson Read Quote
I accomplished what I set out to do. I wanted the whole cookie, and I got it. Now I want to spend more time with my children – make sure they don’t go through what I did. Flip Wilson Read Quote
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun. Flip Wilson Read Quote
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. Flip Wilson Read Quote
