A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien… that the more you see it the better you like it. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better – it is just turning around as usual. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne Read Quote
